The World’s most diversified private market investment vehicle

Introducing the FoFoFoF

$9.47

average investment size

77%

Investor fomo mitigation

99.9%

Startup market penetration

Imagine being at a cocktail party and casually dropping that you’ve been in every single startup IPO since Reddit.

While generating industry leading returns through broad exposure to winners requires advanced deal sourcing tactics using the company’s standard platform (ie. ‘work’), this new offering allows investors to get broad exposure to all the action for a fraction of the effort.

Our new offering will allow investors to get the best of both worlds: Harmonic’s core suite of products, which enable you to find opportunities and make informed direct investment decisions that will lead to great returns, and the FoFoFoF which will enable you to outfit your portfolio page with the logo of every unicorn ever.

How it works

If you invested $1M in the FoFoFoF, you’d get $500k of exposure in each FoFoF, which would invest $250k in each FoF, which would invest $125k in each venture capital fund, which would ultimately leave you with ~$300 of exposure across all startups in each VC fund's average of 50 portfolio companies*

*Let's just pretend management fees don't exist.

If you're thinking:

  • "Hey! that looks a lot like a pyramid"
  • "$300 won't even make a dent in cap tables"
  • "Can anyone say Amway?"

Well you must be fun at parties.

Move over 500 Startups, because this thing has a portfolio page so long and convoluted, it comes with its own GPS.

Now any thought leadership piece you write will be pure gold…and that’s worth its weight in platinum.

Hear from the early movers

Don't just take our word for it – our beta tester investors have seen the potential and they're not looking back. From emerging managers to established venture franchises, they've all hopped aboard the FoFoFoF train.

"When one invests in a VC fund, one is both hunter and prey. But by investing in a FoFoFoF, I feel like I'm not just the Apex Predator... I also get to be the Apex Prey."

Jay Kapoor

VSC Ventures
“I was told that VC was supposed to be an easy job. Now with the FoFoFoF, it finally is!”

Rob Go

NextView Ventures
"We realized once you are farther from the source company investment, you are actually closer. Excited to see how this evolves."

Nihal Mehta

Eniac Ventures
“FoFoFoF is an investor in our funds, and because FoFoFoF offers risk-free returns, we can just take their capital, apply 10x leverage, and invest it right back into FoFoFoF. Talk about a free lunch! Internally we're calling this our "ouroboros initiative" and we couldn't be more excited about it.”

Leo Polovets

Susa Ventures
“As highly concentrated investors, Harmonic's FoFoFoF strategy provides us the diversification we need to round out our portfolio construction and mitigate FOMO. The ability to add thousands of logos to our website has had an immediate impact on our firm's marketability to entrepreneurs.“

Rick Zullo

Equal Ventures
“With our investors being part of FoFoFoF, it’s like playing 4D chess with partnerships and exposure for Buildstock. As we aim to 10x our revenue in the mystical world of endless fund layers, we're not just selling construction materials—we're stacking up strategic alliances like Legos."

Kathryn Thiele

Buildstock
“This is an incredible model for venture investing. Rooting for you from the sidelines.”

John Gannon

Venture5 Media
"FoFoF heard I love FoF’s. So they put a fund of funds inside a fund so I can invest in funds while I invest in funds."

Turner Novak

Banana Capital
"As an early-stage investor, I'm a bit of a believer in finding intrinsic value for companies who have been around for less than two months, and in reality, the best way to abstract this arbitrage is through a FoFoFoF because no one is the "greater fool."

Zain Rizavi

Ridge Ventures
"In an industry dominated by bad ideas that sound like good ideas, the FoFoFoF is a revolutionary reversal of the status quo. After all, why try to beat the market if you can simply be the market?"

Geri Kirilova

Laconia
"Love the launch of the FoFoFoF; finally someone understands that the real DPI is really just the friends we make along the way."

Andrew Chan

Atas VC

The ultimate diversification tool

Imagine being able to invest in the entire startup ecosystem, from pre-seed all the way to pre-IPO. An S&P 500 for startups, if you will. No VC on the planet will be more hedged than you. From the burgeoning tech hubs of Silicon Valley and NYC to the dynamic startup scenes in places you didn’t even know had electricity, you’ll be everywhere!

Brag on your website

If you’re tired of your portfolio companies flaming out, leaving you with nothing to show your LPs, get ready to hire a new fund deck designer. Move over 500 Startups, because this thing has a portfolio page so long, it comes with its own search function and map navigation. You may only be in the next Uber for $9.47, but that logo will be loud and proud on your portfolio page.

access our annual FOF^2 meeting

This is your opportunity to ask the entire VC and LP universe how you can be helpful, live and in person. Aside from standing room only sessions, we've scheduled networking breaks every 15 minutes to ensure you can have quality 1-on-1 time with all 1,237 attendees.

In short, the FoFoFoF is a risk free investment vehicle that is sure to please your LPs and boost your street cred.*

*By that, we of course mean that this is all a joke. April Fools!